and here’s the story :

2 weeks ago, I got a call from a friend who’s CEO of one of biggest 2 IT Companies in Alexandria. this company use .NET technologies. and here’s the call:
Hi Mahmoud, how are you ?? I need senior PHP Developers  for Full-time job for one or 2 months.

So, the requirements as follow :
1- Senior PHP Developer
2- Full time
3- job duration (1-2 months)

from my point of view, it’s impossible to make the 3 requirements.

The weird thing that he didn’t asked me , can you handle this task ?? what about outsourcing it to you ?? do you know anyone who can handle it ??

Here’s what I know about this company from some ppl in the market and ppl working there :
1- They’re about (Masha2 Allah) 25 developers.
2- Most of them are .NET and they just established new PHP Department.
3- Their salleries are not good at all. 
4- THEY THINK that there’s no good developers any more !! and they examed about 150 developers and they all failed !!
5- Sometimes they’ve restrictions in hiring new people ( they must be Computer science or passed by ITI Training program or something similar )
6- When you visit there, you feel yourself in bees cell !!

Ok ?? done with 1st CEO ??, now take a breath !!

2 days later from 1st CEO call, I got another call from the CEO of the 2nd biggest IT Company in Alexandria (Yes I’m Lucky all calls from CEO ) . and here’s the call :
2nd CEO : Hi Mahmoud, how are you ?? we’ve a job and we want to outsource it to you,  ….. (Job Details)…… , how much will it cost 
ME : $600
2nd CEO : Ok, let’s say $1000
ME : No, $600 is enough for me, and I’ll be satisfied
2nd CEO : No, we can’t sign a contract less than $2000, so we’ll get the half and you the half
ME : Ok, No problem, Bye.

at this time I GOT A BIG SHOCK !! 90% of the people am dealing with would say Mahmoud, Please do it for $500, Although they’ll take $3000 !!

This company, has it’s name in the region, and now starting to get it’s name bigger worldwide.

Here’s what I know about this company from some ppl in the market and ppl working there too :
1- They’re about (Masha2 Allah) 25 developers too.
2- They’re using open source technologies, mostly Ruby on Rails.
3- Their salleries are good.
4- They’ve no (education) restriction about hiring new people.
5- When you visit there, you feel yourself in fun house !

Now, the story ends. and only my thoughts remaining…

last friday, I saw a twitt by BCC Arabic on tiwtter that Obama won Nobel Prize, so I clicked the link & found it real story, so I was 2nd one to comment. then I got a call from UK asking me to send a small video clip recorede by webcam or mobile cam with my opinion, but max. to send it on friday !! I said it’s ok but I forgot to send it a friday.

then they called me again on sunday, asking for the video !! So, I felt these guys is working hard on this issue. and they respect their readers. so, I recoreded using my new laptop’s web cam. and sent it to them. and they published it.

we tab3an bashkorhom enohom da7o bel qana we tala3o soty zay mahowa !!

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This solution should works for :
1. Cant create a dial up connection
2. Can’t start “Remote Access Connection Manager” service, Error 126.

Solution :
Put your Windows CD in the drive
Close any autorun
(sens.dl_ is located on the Windows CD in I386 folder)
Go to a command prompt (Start->Run->CMD)
Change to your CD Drive letter (ie type D: then enter)
Change Directory to I386 folder (ie CD I386)
Type the following command:
expand sens.dl_ %windir%\System32\sens.dll
(answer yes, if overwriting existing file)
Remove the Windows CD
Restart the computer

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If you saw ME in a police car what would you think I got arrested for? Reply to me alone, then fwd this on and see how many crimes you get accused of.

I sent it to many friends, and here are all replies that I got   !!
BTW, you can leave your comment here too !

last updated @ 5 :48 P.M. June 03, 2009.

Abdel-Rahman Batanony :
fake website  :P:P

Alain Roy :
You will have been arrest, because their is too much girl into your car ! You was looking the girl and not the road lol

Waleed Gad El-kareem :
you dont have to be accused of anything to be in a police car in Egypt.

Ayman El-Domiaty :
Sare2 Sharaf wa7da ….lol

Haythem Kamel :
credit card theaft
hacking
software liscence
international calls transformation
spying through IT
money laundry
bank accounts theaft
online demonstration
un accepted blogging
terrorism
pornography

enta raye7 fi dahya raye7 fe dahya we 7abalagh 3annak

Mayada Moustafa :
et5an2et m3 el 3askary beta3 el moror 3lshan katab nemret el 3arabya w2alak enak mashy 3′alat wenta 2oltlo mafesh 7aga t2oly eny mashy 3′alat :D

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