Boyfriend 5.0 Opreating System :D !!

Dear Software Solutions:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to
the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that
had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0



In addition, Husband 1.0
deleted many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9 and installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0 Conversation 8.0 no longer runs
and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Signed
Desperate

 
Dear Desperate:
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0
is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to
enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers
7.0.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files.

DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0
or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and
will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but
it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider
buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend
HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.

Sincerely,

Software
Solutions

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